Conversation with a colleague.
Sam: we hoisted a burrito for you at the project status meeting. you’d have been proud.
Jake: I believe that’s the first time a burrito has been hoisted for me.
Sam: I’m sure it won’t be the last. in fact, that’s how you should ask to be honored from now on.
Jake: I’m going to request that for my funeral.
Sam: you should request to be buried in a life-sized tortilla